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The Times and Sunday Times
with Matt Chorley
Monday September 5 2016
Good morning,

And welcome back to Westminster. As MPs unpack their new pencil cases and brag about their holidays with friends on the first day of term, very little has changed since they were last in the Commons.

A washing machine salesman called Jim is still chairman of the home affairs select committee (just).

Brexit still means Brexit.

And Jeremy Corbyn clings on. Obviously.
In today’s briefing
  • What Brexit means to May
  • Britain's status: it's complicated
  • Vaz doorstep challenge
  • Labour conspiracy theories
  • In the constituency: Ian Lucas

Today we begin a new series - What I Want From Brexit - inviting politicians from all sides to set out their best case for leaving the EU. But we'd also like to hear from you, whether you're a minister, councillor, think-tanker, lecturer, student or Red Box reader, let us know how you'd like to see Brexit implemented in no more than 500 words to redbox@thetimes.co.uk.
 
Top News
BREXIT BRITAIN
What Brexit means to May
Theresa May's catchphrase might be "Brexit means Brexit", but it is important to remember that she didn't actually back Brexit in the first place. (She barely backed Remain either, making Jeremy Corbyn's efforts look heroic, but that's for another day.)

The fact that the prime minister was not a paid-up Leaver gives her significant wriggle room over what sort of deal she wants with the European Union, and she has been doing a lot of wriggling.

On the flight to the G20 in China the PM took a series of questions from journalists, and to the shock of hardened journalists on board, she answered them. A picture of her vision for Brexit is emerging, as The Times splash makes clear.

On immigration, she says only that those who voted for Leave "didn’t want the free movement to continue as it has in the past".

Pressed on whether that means an Australian-style points-based system - in which skills, family ties and language are used to build up points to qualify for work permits - could be introduced for EU migrants, May replied: "One of the issues is whether or not points-based systems do work.” It is no "silver bullet", she added.

Let's not forget that this was precisely the system pushed during the referendum campaign by Boris Johnson, Liam Fox, Priti Patel, Chris Grayling and Andrea Leadsom, all now cabinet ministers.

Pressed on those other Vote Leave promises, to spend more on the NHS and cut the VAT on energy bills, May got out a bucket of cold water, saying only that she was "going to work for the best possible deal for the United Kingdom". The Brexiteers in the Tory party are already itching to stick the boot in.

But the PM will not be rushed, explaining to Andrew Marr yesterday how May's Method works: "The way that I work is to assemble the evidence, look at the evidence and then come to a decision."

That will buy some time. But the vagaries of "Brexit means Brexit" will eventually have to be replaced with specifics, and by then it will mean something very different to almost everyone.

Cartoon
Today’s cartoon from Morten Morland
Britain's status: it's complicated
Barack Obama and John Kerry met François Hollande and Angela Merkel at the G20 summit in China this morning. America meets Europe. Without Britain. This is how things are now.

When Theresa May did meet Obama, the vast gulf between the podiums appeared to be a metaphor. The US president made clear that he thinks Britain was wrong to leave the EU and will remain behind it and Asia in the queue for a trade deal with the United States.

Iain Duncan Smith cheerfully tells the Daily Mail: "Who cares what he says? He’s going. Bye bye."

Even so, the Japanese government used a 15-page letter to warn that Brexit may cause “great turmoil”.

Then there was the family photo of world leaders, with May shunted to the far end while Merkel and Obama posed in the centre. It's notable that our new best friend seems to be Australia, after Malcolm Turnbull promised a "very strong" free trade agreement with the UK after it leaves the EU.

"These things don't add up to definitive change yet," said one diplomatic observer. "But each one makes your toe curl."

Sam Coates, The Times deputy political editor who is travelling with the PM, notes a few straws in the wind here.


Sorry Mr Putin, it’s not business as usual
Theresa May resisted an attempt by Vladimir Putin to reset economic relations between Russia and Britain, making it clear that it could not be “business as usual”. Read the story

Trust issues
Brexit is not the only elephant in the room in China. Hinkley Point looms large, as Theresa May refused to say that she trusted the Chinese ahead of her first, awkward meeting with President Xi today. Read the story

Leaving London
Brexit could force insurance market Lloyd's to move some of its business to continental Europe, chairman John Nelson has warned.

He told the Today programme that operations may even start leaving London before Brexit negotiations are concluded unless the government can provide "clarity" about the UK's future relationship with the EU.

Davis makes his debut
David Davis gets his first turn at the dispatch box since June 2008, when he suddenly resigned as shadow home secretary in a fit of pique and has been on the back benches ever since.

The Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union will make a statement in the House of Commons at about 3.30pm. "Brexit isn't about making the best of a bad job," he said overnight. "It is about seizing the huge and exciting opportunities that will flow from a new place for Britain in the world."

Elsewhere, a debate will be held in Westminster Hall today on the idea of a second EU referendum, after a petition was signed by more than four million people.
 
What I want from Brexit
Parliament must be given a say on the final Brexit deal
Just because Whitehall will be focused on Brexit for years to come, this is no excuse to slow momentum on education reforms, welfare reforms and prison reforms. Of course what would be even better is a time machine to transport us back to before June 23 so the Remain campaign could run a relentlessly positive campaign which sets out the benefits of collaboration with other EU member states, and acknowledges the concern about immigration across the country .
Read the full article on the Red Box website
 
SW1
Vaz doorstep challenge
Keith Vaz is facing a big dilemma this morning: does he put today's papers in his vast archive of press cuttings?

The publicity enthusiast is making headlines for all the wrong reasons after allegations that he paid two male escorts for sex, allegedly telling them to bring the party drug known as poppers - which he opposed the government banning. Vaz was also quoted as discussing the possibility of paying for cocaine at a future meeting, but added that he would not take the drug himself.

It is not clear whether he is planning to resign as chairman of the home affairs select committee, but it is difficult to see how he could stay. Under his watch, it recently concluded that soliciting by prostitutes should no longer be a crime.

Jeremy Corbyn demonstrated his brilliance at reading the public mood by dismissing it as a "private matter".

Vaz is alleged to have told the men that he was a washing-machine salesman called Jim: “These are industrial washing machines, that I sell. Industrial. For big — for hotels.”

He could do with one of those to deal with all his dirty laundry that is currently being aired in public. Expect this to go down badly on the doorsteps of Leicester.

Poll
Conspiracy theories
Conspiracy theories
YouGov
Corbyn's Labour
Half of Corbyn supporters suspect MI5 plot
Isis. Al-Qaeda. Dissident Irish Republicans. Cyberespionage. You'd think MI5 have got enough on their plates.

But according to more than half (55 per cent) of Jeremy Corbyn supporters, Britain's spy agencies are also plotting to undermine the Labour leader.

Nine out of ten Corbyn backers think PR agencies helped to orchestrate the "coup" against their man, and more than a third (35 per cent) think that "some Labour MPs have been planted by Conservative strategists to undermine the left wing of the Labour Party".

This all comes from a YouGov poll. But you probably won't believe me: 97 per cent of Corbynistas, and 51 per cent of all voters, think "the mainstream media as a whole has been deliberately biasing coverage to portray Jeremy Corbyn in a negative manner". Read more on the Red Box website
Hard left want a baker's dozen
The big row over the Labour leadership was that to get on the ballot paper candidates needed 15 per cent of MPs and MEPS - which was out of the question for Jeremy Corbyn.

So his supporters have a plan: change the rules. They want to cut the threshold to just 5 per cent, which would require only about 13 signatures.

Labour moderates aren't happy. (Are they ever?) So expect them to write some angry tweets on the subject - and then look on powerlessly as the rules are changed.

 
Comment
Newcomers need to learn English but we must also mix with them
We know that rapid demographic change can put enormous pressure on communities and services, as well as threaten our sense of security and belonging – but it does not have to be this way. My own party has too often shut its ears to these concerns. Labour has rightly argued that immigration has brought real economic benefits, but this is an accountant’s answer to a question which goes to the heart of how we feel about modern Britain. Read the full article on the Red Box website
 
The health of the NHS
Golden goodbyes
Remember how the last general election became a tussle over who would promise the NHS more cash: should it be £1.5 billion, £8 billion, £12 billion?

In that context, news that almost £2 billion has been paid to NHS managers in redundancy settlements since the government began its health service reforms is even more shocking.

About 50,000 staff have been paid off since the coalition announced plans to reshape the NHS in 2010, with thousands famously soon rehired by new health bodies.

Stakes raised for junior doctors
Things are getting serious for the junior doctors, who have been warned against striking next week by their regulator.

The General Medical Council said that patients would suffer during a five-day strike and that doctors would be disciplined if harm was traced back to them.

Scotland
Sturgeon: breaking a taboo
Nicola Sturgeon has said that by making her miscarriage public she hoped to challenge assumptions about women who do not have children, particularly in politics.

The first minister, who lost her baby six years ago in the early stages of pregnancy at the age of 40, was preparing to make the news public when she miscarried. Instead of recovering at home she attended a memorial service on January 3, 2011, for the 40th anniversary of the Ibrox disaster in which 66 Rangers fans died, where she looked visibly distressed. Read the story
What else do you need to know today?
Rise of the right: She might be in China, but back home Angela Merkel endured a humiliating defeat by right-wing populists for the first time in a state election last night — a result seen as a damning verdict on her decision to welcome more than a million migrants to Germany. Read the story

Rebel miniser: Less than a week after he quit the ailing Hollande administration, Emmanuel Macron, the young star of French politics, has emerged as the second most popular potential candidate for the presidency. Read the story

Settling scores:
This might not come as a great surprise, but Nick Clegg and Michael Gove really didn't get on. In his new book, Politics: Between the Extremes, Clegg describes how Gove banned Lib Dem special advisers from physically entering the Department for Education, let loose his "somewhat unhinged advisers" to brief against him and his wife Miriam, and on one occasion hid in the toilet to avoid speaking to David Laws. Read the story

Keeping mum: Sad news for Osbornites: the former chancellor is not planning to follow Clegg with a tell-all memoir. Reviewing Ed Balls' book in the Mail on Sunday, George Osborne revealed: "‘I’ve been wondering whether to write a political memoir and come to the conclusion that I’d rather not."

Multi-hatted:
Labour is offering to work with the government "across party lines" to speed up UK ratification of the global climate deal. Although this is mainly notable for the job title of Barry Gardiner, who is described as Labour's "Shadow Secretary of State for International Trade, Europe, Energy and Climate Change".
In the constituency
Ian Lucas: Taking on Ukip is like fighting Scotch mist
By Natasha Clark

Ian Lucas, who first won the Wrexham seat in 2001, believes the lack of clarity over Brexit shows that the Conservatives are still in a vulnerable position, and must be pressed. He also warns that Jeremy Corbyn winning again will be a "disaster", claims that John McDonnell doesn't understand the economy and rules out a Labour split.

During a tour of his constituency, he also faces a minor crisis... “If the judges don’t turn up, will you judge the dog show?” one volunteer asks. “Oh gosh, I know nothing about dogs…” Lucas admits. Read the full article on the Red Box website
Cartoon
Strictly Balls: Saturday night saw Ed Balls make his debut on BBC One's Strictly Come Dancing, as he was paired with Russian professional Katya Jones. He is getting his excuses in early, telling the Marr show: "I could have decided to spend the last month and a half slimming and dance practising, but that wouldn’t be consistent with the spirit of the show, isn’t it?"
Briefs
£12,000 DEGREE A new university specialising in engineering intends to abandon lectures and teach students in project teams of no more than 30.
Read the story
CHARITY FOLDS A charity run by the government-appointed children’s champion for more than 20 years has collapsed after losses built up under her control.
Read the story
FORCED MARRIAGES There has been only one successful prosecution of forced marriage since it was criminalised two years ago, despite Theresa May’s pledge that new legislation would help to stamp out the “terrible practice”.
Read the story
NAVY IN THE MED Another British warship is being deployed to Libya this week in attempt to arrest people smugglers and tackle the record numbers of refugees trying to cross the Mediterranean.
Read the story
 
TMS
From the diary

Teaching Trump a lesson
You can’t always please your teachers. Patrick Kidd revealed this year what Nigel Farage’s Dulwich College master once told the future Ukip leader: “I feel you will go far, Nigel, but I cannot tell whether it will be in fame or infamy.”

Now the teacher of another right-wing pupil has been tracked down. In a new book called Trump Revealed, Charles Walker, Donald Trump’s former music teacher, made his views on the schoolboy clear. “He was a pain,” Walker said. “There are certain kids that need attention all the time. He was one of those.”

The teacher was clearly not one to forget a pupil, even while on his deathbed. At a hospice in 2015 he talked about the presidential hopeful. “When that kid was ten,” Walker told family members, “even then he was a little shit”.
 
Top 5
Monday's best comment

1. Why does the left love tyrannical regimes?
- Edward Lucas, The Times

2. We’re too quick to blame PTSD for veterans’ ills
- Libby Purves, The Times

3. Tories should have faith in their grassroots
- Mark Wallace, The Times

4. Don’t panic – Brexit might just bring the UK closer to Europe
- Mary Dejevsky, The Guardian

5. Why everyone should see Keith Vaz as a hero
- Matthew Norman, The Independent
What The Papers Said

The Times
"As Brexit nears it is more important than ever to cultivate constructive relationships with potential trading partners by listening to them. Good starts have been made with Australia and New Zealand, but the lesson of this G20 is that nothing good comes easy." Read more

The Guardian
"The conclusions for China are obvious, though it does not appear to be drawing them. Other countries have much to learn too. They should continue to push back on issues from China’s actions in the South China Sea to the sweeping crackdown under Mr Xi’s leadership and attempts to export its controls on expression. But they must also help to build a positive role for China in the world – even when, as Mr Obama’s arrival shows, engagement is far from easy." Read more

Daily Express
"Barack Obama has been suspected of prejudice against Britain in the past and there doesn’t seem to be any other reason for his objectionable behaviour. Could we politely suggest he has delighted us enough?" Read more

The Daily Telegraph
"This newspaper has argued over many years that MPs sadly cannot be trusted to police their own conduct, calling instead for independent oversight, perhaps from a body similar to the US Office of Congressional Ethics, an independent watchdog solely composed of non-politicians. Mr Vaz is living proof of why politicians cannot be trusted to regulate themselves." Read more

The Sun
"Keith Vaz is parliament’s slipperiest ­customer. Even so, a male prostitutes-and-cocaine scandal ought to be fatal for his future as an MP. It is unarguably in the public’s interest to see the back of him.Britain can do better than have such blatant hypocrites making our laws."
Read more
Agenda
Today
  • Theresa May meets Xi Xinping, the Chinese president, on the second day of the G20 in China.
  • Two men will appear at Highbury magistrates court charged over a protest on the roof of Jeremy Corbyn’s house.
  • 09:00: Owen Smith, the Labour leadership candidate, gives a speech in London on the "implications for the British people of a Tory victory in 2020".
  • 10:00: Sir Michael Wilshaw, chief inspector of schools, addresses the London Councils education summit.
  • 1:00pm: A Paris court hears a challenge brought by five members of the board of EDF against the decision to build two reactors at Hinkley Point.
  • 4:00pm: The communities and local government committee takes evidence on the Homelessness Reduction Bill from charities including Crisis, Shelter and St Mungo’s.
  • 4:05pm: The transport committee takes evidence on rail franchising from Joanna Whittington, chief executive of the Office of Rail and Road, and Andrea Coscelli, acting chief executive of the Competition and Markets Authority.
  • 6:00pm: The parliamentary Labour party meets in Westminster.
House of Commons
  • 2:30pm: Amber Rudd will take her first Home Office questions session as home secretary.
  • Finance Bill - Programme motion and report stages
  • Adjournment debate on the cost of Private Finance and Private Finance 2 initiatives
House of Lords
  • Lord Fowler takes over as Lords speaker
  • 2:30pm: Oral questions on: serious crime affecting betting shops and staff; improving UK productivity; when the decision on extra runways at London’s airports will be taken; and teaching of drama in schools.
  • Investigatory Powers Bill - committee stage
  • Short debate on the elimination of HIV in the UK
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